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Hello Dahlin! I think I'm Ndlovu

ByPA Sport

Published 14/02/2016 at 07:25 GMT

Manchester United named Donald Love on the bench on Saturday at Sunderland, which was appropriate given Valentine's Day is on Sunday.

I think I'm Ndlovu

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Manchester United named Donald Love on the bench on Saturday at Sunderland, which was appropriate given Valentine's Day is on Sunday.
Here, Press Association Sport has put together 11 other players to play for "Hearts" in an unusual 5-1-4 formation.
Teddy Sheringham - manager
A teddy bear is a common gift on Valentine's Day and Sheringham, who was recently sacked by Stevenage, is available to coach the team.
Tim Flowers - goalkeeper
Flowers are another popular gift and former Blackburn keeper Flowers was an obvious choice between the sticks.
Peter Valentine - defender
The retired defender has the perfect name and cannot be overlooked despite last playing in 1996. The 52-year-old made more than 500 appearances in the Football League, including an eight-year spell at Bury, and will bring plenty of experience to the side.
Danny Rose - defender
Tottenham full-back Danny Rose could break the hearts of the blue side of Manchester as Spurs look to continue their impressive form on the most romantic day of the year.
Mark Venus - defender
Former Wolverhampton defender and current Coventry technical director Mark Venus, who shares his name with goddess of love, was an obvious choice.
Zander Diamond - defender
Northampton centre-back Zander Diamond might be a little on the expensive side, but hopefully he will sparkle at the back.
Kern Cupid - defender
Trinidadian defender Kern Cupid, who plies his trade for W Connection FC in the TT Pro League, will represent the heart and soul of the side.
Filip Kiss - midfielder
FK Haugesund midfielder Filip Kiss, who is currently on loan at Cardiff, will spice things up in the middle.
Peter Ndlovu - striker
Former Coventry and Sheffield United forward Peter Ndlovu can strike a ball lovely.
Nikita Parris - striker
Manchester City Women striker Nikita Parris shares a name with one of the most romantic cities in the world.
Vagner Love - striker
It must be Love up front. It would be madness not to pick the Monaco striker.
Martin Dahlin - striker
Former Sweden and Blackburn striker Martin Dahlin is a cheeky addition to the team.
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