Football news - 'World's messy, no Lionel!' - Memphis Depay celebrates Instagram milestone with rap

And Le Buzz misses him in the Premier League. He makes the world a better place, such is his zest for life.

The forward is currently getting his career back on track with Lyon but has kept up his social game, and recently passed five million followers on Instagram.

He decided to celebrate the only way he knows how, by performing a freestyle rap with the Eiffel Tower in the background and a remarkable jacket. Oh, and a cigar.

The funny thing is that this isn't as terrible as we thought it would be. Kudos Memphis!