Hello and welcome to live coverage of the magical, romantic FA Cup, with today's special Patronising Edition. Well done plucky Bradford, ruffle of the hair for you all!

THE MAGIC OF THE CUP IS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.

No goals.

I'm predicting Reading to beat Bradford 5-0, because I hate even the very concept of romance. you can find me on Twitter on @lxndrnthrtn.

Twee stuff is everywhere now.

With 15 minutes to go, let's watch some more videos. This, on sexism, is worth a look, given the astounding unpleasantness to women in football.

Here's a stats breakdown of the quarter-finals in the FA Cup.

While you wait for kick off, you can read about Jonny Evans' and Papiss Cisse's spitting bans, and the nature of outrage in football. It's good. I wrote it, so definitely good.

Steve Clarke on getting help from Jose Mourinho: "No. Chelsea got beat. I won't speak to him, no. We'll talk about how to beat Bradford, that's what we'll talk about. The rewards are there and clear to see, you don't have to talk about them. We have to concentrate on beating Bradford, if we beat Bradford, then everything else follows after that."

Phil Parkinson: "The FA Cup is obviously a level above the Capital One Cup. If we can do it this time it will be the first time since 1911 and this group of players will be remembered. This is what being involved in football is all about, and the big teams from the Premier League will be casting very envious eyes on ourselves and Reading playing in an FA Cup quarter-final on Saturday."

TEAMS: Bradford City: Williams, Darby, McArdle, Davies, Meredith, Liddle, Morais, Knott, Clarke, Hanson, Stead. Subs: Sheehan, Zoko, Yeates, MacKenzie, Routis, Halliday, Pickford. /// Reading: Federici, Kelly, Obita, Pearce, Hector, Chalobah, Norwood, Williams, Robson-Kanu, Mackie, Pogrebnyak. Subs: Andersen, Gunter, Cooper, Akpan, McCleary, Cox, Yakubu.