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Costa turns onto his right in the box, and Williamson just taps the ball away from him. Sissoko bursts forward down the right with Azpilicueta down in pain, and he drives a shot against the angle of the goal.

Ivanovic's cross down the right is one that Costa can't meet with an overhead kick attempt, and Willian can't reach it. Azpilicueta appears to have tweaked his groinal area.

Cabella tricks his way past Matic and Azpilicueta down the right, but Perez can't give him a return pass down the right. He's been excellent today.

Another chance for Cabella. Chelsea harried in midfield, Cabella sprints forward from midfield, easily beats Terry and moves inside before curling a shot towards the far low corner, but Cech saves well.

Matic tries to thread a ball into the box, but it's straight out for a goalkick.

Williamson clears the corner for a throw. Ivanovic sends a long throw in that is easily dealt with.

Perez tries to get to a cross fired into the six yard box, but it's too far ahead of him. Costa then wins a corner at the other end, and Costa appears to shoosh the away fans.

Chelsea pin Newcastle back to their goal, and after some patient passing open up the defence with Oscar's run into the area, but he's offside.

Matic finds Oscar, and he flashes a shot wide of goal. Their best effort so far.

Gouffran strikes at goal from the free kick, and it's straight at Cech who beats it away, and after some ping pong in the box, Hazard breaks down the other end, with Chelsea having a 3-on-1 advantage, he shifts the ball left for Costa. He should shoot, but he instead squares the ball and Colback gets in to intercept.

More trickery from Cabella, he darts outside Ivanovic, who trips him before he enters the box. A free kick for Newcastle on the edge of the area, to the right.

The corner is appalling, but Newcastle have it back. Sissoko sends in a terrible cross of his own, but somehow Newcastle retain possession.

Cabella slaloms into the box from the left, and he attempts to curls a shot into the far corner, but Terry deflects it wide for a corner.

Oscar sends in a terrible cross from the right, and Krul claims easily.

Quite a bad match so far, but Chelsea are showing small signs of improvement.

Ivanovic stretches as he tries to find Fabregas's angle box into the ball. He can only slide it out of play.

Yes, Fabregas fairly obviously tripped him, and the ref made the wrong decision.

Perez breaks down the left after a spell of Chelsea possession. He appears to be tripped as he's closing in on the box, surrounded by five players, but he's not given a free kick.

Newcastle are playing well so far, and Janmaat has a cross blocked on the right.

John Terry made his debut 16 years ago for Chelsea. And he's only been banned for racism once.

One of those tame crosses was from Cabella, who chipped a ball into the six-yard box for Cech.