Hello and welcome to our live coverage of the Premier League match between Everton and Tottenham Hotspur.

We're back! The final 45 minutes of 2014/15 has begun...

And that's our lot for the first half. Everton 0-1 Tottenham at the break. Boos ring out at Goodison. The hosts have been useless.

Lloris leaps to his right and pushes a fizzing Seamus Coleman cross-cum-shot away to safety.

One added minute signalled.

Hahaha. I'm sorry if you support Liverpool, but this is hilarious. Stoke have scored FIVE first half goals against Brendan Rodgers' side. FIVE!

BIG EVERTON CHANCE! The situation: Mirallas, facing towards the corner flag, is inside the penalty area with Lloris for company. The Belgian carries the ball away from goal, evades a wild lunge from the Spurs stopper and dinks a shot at goal... Onto the roof of the net.

We interrupt this commentary to poke fun at Liverpool. Stoke are FOUR goals up against the Reds. Start preparing for a European adventure, Tottenham fans.

Kane, knowing he is offside, tries to cheekily chip the ball over Howard from a tight angle. The American stopper is having none of that.

Oh dear. Roberto Martinez doesn't look happy on the sidelines. A perplexed expression glued to his face.

Tottenham still in control. Mirallas looks lively for the visitors - pushing for a summer transfer, by any chance?! - but that's about it.

Howard slaps the turf in frustration after a robust challenge from Kane. He wins his free-kick.

THE RACE FOR THE EUROPA LEAGUE (as it stands - first two qualify...)

5th, Tottenham: 64 points; 6th, Liverpool: 62; 7th, Southampton: 60.

N.B. All three sides will qualify for Europe IF Aston Villa fail to win the FA Cup.

Well, it looks increasingly likely that Spurs will finish fifth. SCORES ELSEWHERE: Stoke 3-0 Liverpool; Man City 1-0 Southampton. What a day to be Steven Gerrard.

Oh wow. Ross Barkley gifts the ball to Kane, who instantly begins to weave towards the Everton goal. Stones bails him out.

Stones, after sending a near-calmitous pass back to Howard, atones for his error to warm applause.

Not much happening. I was actually watching Chelsea v Sunderland - where the home players are carrying off Didier Drogba. During the match. All very heart-warming. Anyway, back to events at Goodison...

Not any more...

As it stands, Tottenham will be in Europe next season. RIVAL SCORES: Stoke 1-0 Liverpool; Man City 0-0 Southampton.

GOAL! Everton 0-1 Tottenham. Kane scores! Dier whips a sublime cross into the six-yard box, allowing the young Englishman to run onto the delivery and nod home. Quality assist.