Evening all, and welcome to Everton's latest humiliation! Or not, as the case may be!

So, thanks for your company - enjoy the rest of your weekends.

Everton are an absolute shower. They lose by three, could have lost by 33, and stay 16th; Southampton move up to 10th.

Full-time: Southampton 4-1 Everton

Southampton win a corner down the right, Van Dijk can't quite reach Ward-Prowse's kicks, and when the ball is half-cleared, Hojberg smashes over the top.

I think Southampton are going to win this one.

There'll be four added minutes. Southampton fancy themselves for more goals.

Burnley, 0-0 with Arsenal and James Tarkowski outstanding, are really missing Michael Keane.

GOAL! Southampton 4-1 Everton (Davis) Oh my. Southampton have absolutely dematerialised Everton in wide areas, and again they come down the right, Ward-Prowse exchanging passes with Cedric and picking up a fine return on the line to cut back. Davis receives it on the edge of the box, still right of centre, and with defenders close by, stabs a sweep that hisses past Pickford into the far side-netting. Lovely goal again, but Everton are a joke.

Alan Smith gives Austin man-of-the-match - can't argue with that.

Boufal, who's played really well, is replaced by Yoshida.

Nice turn from Sigurdsson again, making space for the shot, again whacked right to left - this time it's over the bar.

Long, without a goal since God was a lad, robs Jagielka on the left touchline, zooms into the box, and though he has a man inside, looks to plant a curler into the far corner ... Pickford dives well to push away, and the resultant corner comes to nothing.

Oh, hello Everton. Calvert-Lewin holds up and Sigurdsson arrives onto the ball, curling another outswinger - a low one this time - which Forster dives to save.

Still, at least it's not far to Liverpool, and at least the roads are quiet at this time of the week.

Off goes the matchwinner, Charlie Austin - no hat-trick for him; on comes Shane Long.

This is tight, I know, but what can you do; this is football, after all.

Change for Southampton: Lemina replaces Tadic.

Apologies, I forgot to note that a couple of minutes ago, Vlasic replaced Keane.

The lack of fury fro Everton is pathetic. I know they've low on confidence and I know that can be debilitating, but still - run around and stuff, it's not hard and it helps.