Evening all, and welcome to Sheffield United v Manchester City!

On the other hand, Henderson is wearing lemon-yellow boots.

Lovely from Mahrez, curving a glorious ball out to De Bruyne, whose first touch is to die for. He tries an early low cross, looking for Jesus, but Egan is there to intercept.

The ball bounces about a bit.

Off we go again.

That was an entertaining half which nurtured some promising needle. City aren't quite at it and are missing Aguero and Bernardo, while Dean Henderson is having a blinder.

Half-time: Sheffield United 0-0 Manchester City

Fernandinho jumps into and over McBurnie, shoving him in the head at the same time; he's finally booked and the crowd go wild while, on the touchline, Wilder sees the funny side.

Bournemouth lead Brighton 2-0; do they only need a win tonight.

There'll be one added minute.

De Bruyne, who's not had enough of the ball, lashes a shot over the bar.

This made me laugh.

Ahahahahaha! Fleck slides in and applies studs to Fernandinho's ankle; he's booked.

I love these so much.

Bryan Robson and Alan Shearer were both phenomenal at card avoidance, but they had status which Fernandinho doesn't. I do not know how he does it.

Fernandinho is late on McBurnie's ankle, and remains yellow cardless.

Incidentally, Jesus isn't great at penalties; why isn't someone like De Bruyne having that off him?

On the touchline, Guardiola is upset, presumably because of the aforementioned encroachment. Don't they know who he is?

HENDERSON SAVES! Jesus pauses, stutters ... and Henderson stays, so Jesus, up by the ball and without the ability to generate power, lifts a shot to the keeper's right. He hurls himself thataway, about six miles off his line, and palms it clear. VAR really should order that to be retaken, but doesn't.

Gorgeous feet from Mahrez, jinking him into the box and past Egan, who goes out for a pint while he's at it, and through Stevens' legs, then Basham crashes through him. No doubt about that one.