Evening all, and welcome to Manchester United v Young Boys from the Theatre of Daydreams!

Thanks for your company - nighty night!

Well, that was horrendous, but United are in the last 16. It's hard to see them doing anything at that point, but you never know.

United steam into the next round! Is there anything more they can do to amaze us?

Full-time: Manchester United 1-0 Young Boys

If United can refrain from conceding, they're through. The collective knees of Europe knock.

GOAL! Manchester United 1-0 Young Boys (Fellaini) The maestro strikes! Shaw lumps one at Lukaku, who flicks on, and inside the box, Fellaini pins Benito, taking a touch, spinning, and driving low past Von Ballmoos. On the touchline, Mourinho accidentally seeks attention, slamming the drinks bottles into the turf like he's Paul Simonon. He is not Paul Simonon.

There'll be three added minutes...

Aguero has equalised for City in Lyon. They've scored more times this half than United have in 270 home minutes in the competiton.

Pogba has the ball and everything ahead of him is absolutely Nemanja Static, so he gallops across the face of the box and pass a man or two before being blocked off.

It is basically impossible to get less out of this group of players that Mourinho is currently getting.

Failing to win any of their three home group games, and failing to score in all of them too, would be quite some effort from United.

Rashford has space on the left so attacks Mbabu and the space behind him, getting into it before the defender comes back at him.

FInal change for Young boys: Nsame ambles off, so Shaw shoves him along - perhaps that urgency would be best deployed with the ball in play - and Ngamaleu comes on.

Pogba, who has barely moved since coming on, swerves a lovely ball to the back post, where Smalling heads it wide.

There is simply no excuse for how bad United are. No excuse for the players, no excuse for the manager. There is no way they can justify being as bad as this as often as this and no one they can blame either.

It's lumping it at Fellaini time.

In Lyon, Cornet has scored again, and Lyon lead Man City again. Strange to think that it's possible for a team to outplay them twice without a sovereign state's budget.

United are window-ragged, to borrow parlance from the Bard. They do not have a scooby, they really don't - this is a lot like Sevilla at home last season.

Pogba gives it away and Sow sets Assale away. My screen died at that point, but the score remains the same.

Madrid now lead Roma 2-0.