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Premier League / Matchday 26

St James' Park / 12.02.2014

Newcastle United

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Tottenham Hotspur

E. Adebayor(19', 82')
Paulinho(53')
N. Chadli(88')

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Updated 12/02/2014 at 21:35 GMT

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90+3'

Full time. Poor old Newcastle.

90+2'

Townsend has so much time after Soldado squares, and his shot is deflected behind for a corner. Spurs waste time in the corner.

90+1'

Three minutes left of this. Cisse looks unhappy.

88'

GOAL! Newcastle 0-4 Spurs. Chadli with a great goal. He receives the ball on the corner of the box, shifts it right with one touch, and curls into the top corner.

87'

Sissoko rounds Lloris, lays the ball off to Marveaux but Lloris is back quickly enough to save his shot.

86'

Newcastle are falling apart again, just after Pardew had managed to get them back into form after the last collapse.

84'

Soldado replaces Adebayor.

82'

GOAL! Newcastle 0-3 Spurs. Adebayor again. Townsend has the ball after a Paulinho pass right. He slams a shot high at the goal, palmed upwards by Krul, and Adebayor lashes the rebound into the goal.

81'

Kaboul, oddly high up on the right wing, finds Bentaleb, who shoots from 30 yards out, and it's well over the bar.

80'

A cross from the right for Cisse, and he heads down into Lloris' legs. Either side and he probably would have scored.

79'

Dumett sends in a cross that is cut out by Kaboul for a corner, that's taken shot and headed away.

77'

Chadli's cross towards Adebayor is cleared and Cisse breaks down the left. His pass down the line for Dummett is overhit, and Spurs have a throw on the right with Walker.

75'

Lennon is replaced by Chadli.

74'

Spurs clear the corner. Another cross comes back in for Debuchy, and his header towards goal is brilliantly tipped over by Lloris. The corner is cleared.

73'

Gouffran cuts in from the right, and his swirling shot is palmed away for a corner. That came out of nowhere.

71'

Marveaux replaces Ameobi.

70'

Dummett charges down the left, after getting to a chipped ball from Ameobi. He shoots across goal, and Lloris gets a finger too it, but they don't get a corner.

69'

Dummett sends a Bebe-esque cross out to the opposite side of the pitch.

68'

This game appears to have died. Or it appears dying. I'm not sure which.

66'

Ben Arfa takes, but Spurs clear as far as Sissoko. He finds Ben Arfa, who drives towards the byline and just overruns it.

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