Evening all, and welcome to the in an absolute state derby. All being well, this evening should furnish us with some exhibition, vicarious misery; what more could anyone want?
Premier League / Matchday 20
bet365 Stadium / 03.01.2017
- R. Shawcross(45+3')
- P. Crouch(49')
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Updated 03/01/2017 at 21:55 GMT
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It's a fair stroke of luck for Watford to be playing a Stoke without Affelay, Bojan and Shaqiri. Can they take advantage?
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We're off!
20:01
Watford have an huddle; thus, come on Stoke.
19:59
So, three at the back plays three at the back; what on earth is going on. What's nice about these is that both will have two strikers, not quite in keeping with the vogue.
19:59
Here they come...
19:58
19:57
Watford have ten senior players missing, but those who are available are in the tunnel. It's on!
19:56
Is Crouch one of a dying bread, namely the centre-forward? I don't just mean because he's big, more because increasingly, clubs are just playing with a bunch of attackers, rather than one bloke who's job it is to score above all else. In similar vein, have wingers been replaced by wide atackers?
19:53
£43,560,000. The total amount for which Peter Crouch has been transfered during his career.
19:52
Peter Crouch has 97 Premier League goals, and, as he explained during a rather nice interview he gave one of those official Premier League shows, he's dead keen to get to 100. If Watford play as they've been playing, he's half a chance of doing it tonight.
19:49
Eff eff ess.
19:47
In case you're as dense as me, tonight's game kicks-off at 8pm, not 7.45pm as assumed.
19:42
Well, this is nice to see.
19:31
19:27
Watford in happier times.
19:25
Nowt to do with tonight's game, but while we're here, I chucked some words next to one another and a piece on Michael Carrick came out.
19:23
So, is Mark Hughes in trouble? I don't see the point, I must say. He has good players, and if he can get them fit at the same time, Stoke are a top-half team. If they fired him, who would they replace him with? Exactly.
That concludes the conversing with myself.
19:23
Stoke, meanwhile, were not that bad against Liverpool and Chelsea. They still got cleansed.
19:22
Watford were so, so bad against Spurs. Just thought I'd share that.
19:20
19:17
YES!