Afternoon all, and welcome to the start of a frankly ludicrous night of football. Oh yes!

...but curls into the wall.

Son robs Dumfries and races forward; Dumfries gets back at him, but Kane picks up the loose ball and rides Rosario's foul. Free-kick Spurs, 25 yards out, just left of centre. Trippier sees off Kane and Eriksen...

A messy start to the half.

Apparently PSV were kept back as long as possible - I shudder to think what Van Bommel did to them.

Off we go!

Back come the ladz.

Spurs played pretty well there, and though PSV are dangerous on the counter, if they can't alter the flow of things, they'll probably lose.

Half-time: PSV 1-1 Spurs

There'll be one added minute.

Here come PSV! Lozano, who looks a player, hoves down the right and crosses for Pereiro who takes a lovely touch past Alderwireld then pokes goalwards ... a desperate lunge from Sanchez imparts enough of a deflection, to take the ball onto the bar.

Trippier cuts a cross into Moura - he's having a lot of joy - and Moura thrashes it hide and wide.

Another foul from Dembele, who needs to watch himself - he'll get sent-off if he's not careful.

GOAL! PSV 1-1 Spurs (Moura) Spurs build nicely down the left and when the ball comes central, Eriksen turns nicely, plays another nice pass inside Malen, and Trippier cuts back perceptively for Moura. His shot loops up off Rosario, over Zoet, and there we go - an equaliser in every sense of the word (or something).

Hendrix works it out to Dumfries, who thumps a cross behind as though doing so on purpose.

Amusingly, it was quite some time before the ref noticed the lino's flag. It wasn't Anelka Cup semi-final replay 1999 quality, but Sanchez was certainly enjoying himself and Alderweireld was certainly feeling relieved, until their joy was hilariously confiscated from them. I love football.

Where's Dermot Gallagher when you need him. I say that because they don't seem to know the law in the commentary box.

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Spurs win a corner down the right and Alderweireld heads for goal, forcing Zoet to push away. Sanchez, though, is on the rebound and slides home the equaliser! But Kane is adjudged offside, despite not interfering with play (according to the laws).

The ground is absilutely bouncing now, to a tune that sounds not unlike Bella Ciao.

Spurs need to go for it now - they've been pushing but circumspect so far. They need to get men forward and in the box.

GOAL! PSV 1-0 Spurs (Lozano) ...and it works! Sort of! Sanchez rolls back to Alderweireld, who dallies when he should just go back to Lloris, and that's all Lozano needs, nipping in and racing away, taking the ball across the defender's path. But the defender comes back at him and he takes one touch too many, so his shit is blocked ... only to loop over Lloris and in! Spurs are in all sorts!