Afternoon all, and welcome to the start of a frankly ludicrous night of football. Oh yes!

GOAL! PSV 1-0 Spurs (Lozano) ...and it works! Sort of! Sanchez rolls back to Alderweireld, who dallies when he should just go back to Lloris, and that's all Lozano needs, nipping in and racing away, taking the ball across the defender's path. But the defender comes back at him and he takes one touch too many, so his shit is blocked ... only to loop over Lloris and in! Spurs are in all sorts!

The crowd get on their feet to inspire a strangely lacklustre home side...

Damn!

Son, of whom we've not see loads, comes in off the left, skating across the face of the box to fire a low, skiddy shot which Zoet saves easily enough.

Lozano curls over, and Sanchez does just enough, getting up in De Jong's eyeline so that he only sees the ball at the last second, heading over the bar.

Another foul from Dembele, again for use of the arm, and PSV can put another ball into the box...

Erikson moves towards the box and should feed Davies outside him, but instead he hangs onto the ball and Schwaab slides in to relieve him of it.

Periero over the wall ... and just past the post, though Lloris would've got to it had it been on target. What he'd have done with it when he got there, though, no one knows.

Nice from PSV, Malen beating Sanchez and finding Lozano, who skates past Davies and goes down when he feels Dembele's arm; Dembele is booked, and there is consternation. Free-kick PSV, 25 yards out, right of centre...

Spurs are on top now, but need to beware PSV on the break.

The corner finds Kane, who jumps while holding off De Jong with an arm to spin a header goalwards ... which clips the angle! Great effort.

Son wins a corner down the left, and it hits Dumfries then bounces to Kane, who swivels and shoots, his effort deflected over the bar ... just.

Dembele finds Kane on the left of the box and he shoots early, surprising Zoet, who fumbles a tame effort but manages to gather at the second attempt.

Decent from Spurs, building down the left, but when the ball comes into Moura, his attempt to find Kane is over-enthusiastic. On the bench, Pochettino is not impressed.

This isn't great so far.

Pereiro punches the free-kick across to Angelino, on the edge of the box, who swipes a shot miles high and wide.

Spurs enjoy some possession as PSV sit off, and Trippier lifts a ball over Angelino for Moura, forcing a corner; it's cleared and PSV break with Lozano who races deep into the Spurs half, where Dembele sees him away well, then concedes a foul stupidly.

This is glorious.

Clever ball from Dier inside Angelino, but the chasing Trippier can't quite catch up with it.

Pereiro curls over the wall and wide of the near post.

There's a fair row in the ground as Lozano controls a long ball, then comes inside and past Davies, who pulls him down. Free-kick PSV, 25 yards out, level with the right edge of the box...